Roy Mallard Are your parents important to you?
Maureen Barton Hmmm... Do you know, I can't remember.
Roy Mallard Well, you don't feel that perhaps you owe them something after they've worked so hard to send you away to school?
Maureen Barton That's right, I don't. I remember now.
Roy Mallard Do you look down on your father for what he's done?
Maureen Barton Why, what has he done now?
Roy Mallard No, I mean--, farming.
Maureen Barton Oh, I see. No, no, of course not, it's just that he was put on this earth to do one thing and, that's to farm.
Roy Mallard And what about your mother?
Maureen Barton Oh. OK, two things.

in People Like Us (Radio), series one, episode one.