(written by someone else by special request, then viciously butchered for the sake of normal people tsk)

Renoe Alexander (birthname Alexandr Ryleyev, then Renault ―after a brief living in Nice―, later Renoe) was a famous nineteenth (19=XIXth, birthdate:10/dec/1889) century entomologist (earwigs and beatles), paleontographer and ethnometric theoricist (weird stuff). Born into a troupe of gypsy juglers ("DANGER:distractions include fire!"), bodybending practicioners and artistes who, at the age of five, instructed him on the ancient art of swallowing and the pleasures of girls (which he later gave up on). Renoe fled the circus at the age of twenty (20=XX) to embrace an all-across-the-world-trekking-experience, surviving on food stolen from fruit stalls and fishmongers. Upon his passage in Sarajevo in 1914 shared a room with Gavrilo Princip (his Browning .32 ACP was eventually never returned). Furthermore he worked extensively as a gondolier (no he didn't). In late 1919 (MCMXIX:after the bombs) and while in New York (City), Renoe (already Renoe) redacted probably his best (or at least his only) work, on the importante of music in the internal structure of north hungarian folk tales. Three years later he was found dead in mid-Central Park victim of multiple lightning strikes and a priapic fit (totally unrelated).

Renoe Alexander is also the brainchild (ahem) of Jared Faren, citizen of Alaska by birth, oregonian by childhood (and adolescence and stuff). Published poet (well, maker of verse) at the age of (or rather rearranger of beauty) whatever age you are in fifth (5=Vth) grade, gathering words for five (again 5) years, guitar-tamer for two (2=II), homeschooled, selftaught and experimenter of tunes. Overall. The twin (as in two―as in 2―) debut EPs, These People and Drum will be both of them released in early 2008. They'll sound great if I say so myself.