Peter Hi, John, how are you this evening?
John I've got a bit of a cold.
Peter Good, excellent.
John I said I've got a bit of a cold.
Peter Pardon?, you'll have to speak up a bit, I've got a bit of an ear infection.
John (a bit louder) I've got a bit of a cold.
Peter Yes, you sound as that you're a bit blocked up.
John Sorry?
Peter (a bit louder) I said you sound as that you might have a bit of a cold.
John I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up a bit 'cause I'm a bit blocked up.
Peter Pardon?

in People Like Us (Radio), series one, episode seven.