Mark Thomas I know the Bishop has gone into quite a lot of trouble about this, whether Jesus was spiritually resurrected or whether he was physically resurrected, and as a Buddhist I desagree with him because I thing he was physically resurrected, I'm just not sure which species he came back in. That'd be great, you're sitting in a restaurant and
— Waiter, there's a fly in my— good god, it's wine.

in The Mary Whitehouse Experience (Radio), series one, episode one.