Stephen And now after an enforced absence of one week it's very much your pleasure to have me welcome back Hugh Laurie, singer/songwriter, actor and acrobat, who's often been compared. Hugh, you weren't with us last week, but you've returned. Learnt your lesson?
Hugh Yes, Stephen, I have.
Stephen Next time you feel hungry you'll ask.
Hugh I promise.
Stephen Good. How did you spend your fortnight away?
Hugh I was allowed to exercise everyday, so I caught up with some valuable walking.
Stephen Excellent. Any good walks?
Hugh Well, dozens. I always walk in bed, last thing at night, and once I start I find I can't stop until I've completely finished the walk.
Stephen Hmmm, I understand from your social worker that you've been confusing common words recently, words like walk and read, for instance. Is that true?
Hugh Absolutely toast. Nothing could be further from the handbag.
Stephen Great.

in Saturday Night Fry, episode three.