:(
sixty hours
make it seventy two
:(
...
but
:)
if you saw me now you'd really like or at least approve of my face
as i am shaven
completely
i have the face of a baby
i have the face of a ridiculously unattractive baby
:
i look like the son of satan!
after a car crash!
in hell!
...
ok
seriously
the guy
(for i'm far too lazy to do the shaving at home
and cos i don't have that powerful a knife)
the guy butchered my face
i'm bleeding all over
i'm scarred
i'm scarred for life
i look like the other son of satan!
after a car crash!
with a truck full of swords!
in hell!
or the middle ages!
but in hell!
...
ok
...
you know i could keep writing
but i won't
now i'm expecting a 500-word-long essay from you on the subject of
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
or something lighter in the same vein
so start writing
!
seriously i have no idea when the glorious fuck you'll show up
four messages in a row is starting to get silly
...
r. L.