Giles' mother I told you, Victor, I can always tell when he's lying.
Victor, Giles' father But that's illogical. For all you know, he may be lying all the time.
Giles' mother He is lying all the time, that's why I can always tell.
Nigel Peacock, the headmaster One of the things this file tells me is that, of the ten staff who teach Giles, seven of them think that his presence is having a seriously damaging effect on other pupils in the group.
Giles' father I see. What about the other three?
The headmaster Well, they think so too. I'm sorry, I was trying to break it to you gently.

in People Like Us (Radio), series one, episode two.